What Entirely Made Up Gay Hallmark Christmas Movie Are You?

Romance, intricate plot lines, and perfect settings – Hallmark Channel’s Christmas movies simply deliver the goods this time of year. And now, it’s time to find out what shape your life might take if a strange wizard came along and put the curse that trapped you in the Hallmark movie. Which, wow, someone who – which Movie! Yes, I could have used the existing Hallmark Christmas movies for this personal test, but what fun – especially when there aren’t enough gays and lesbians out there! Consider all these results, the official renderings you gave of the films to be made! Come to me, Hallmark!

Take the quiz, and get a gay Christmas movie made just for you! Want to see other options? Take the test again!

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya He is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of articles, short stories, and pop culture criticism who lives in Miami. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or soon appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her popular culture writing can be found in The AV Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow it Twitter Or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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